This is calm and it's DOCTOR.

my scalpel's always ready

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hexiva asked: ((Anonymous: )) Wait, YOU have a girlfriend? Should we be worried about her? - Dr. A. Flores

What business is it of YOURS if I have a girlfriend?

I don’t have to bring her to the office. I don’t have to PROVE it to you! WHY CAN’T YOU ALL JUST TAKE ME WORD FOR IT!?

SHE’S REAL, ALL RIGHT!

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may-sparrow asked: [/leaves a bag of jelly beans on your desk]

Ellis yawns loudly as he strides into his cramped office, carelessly knocking over a pile of documents that might have been important some three weeks ago.

Then he paused.

There, sitting quietly on his desk, was a bag. Of jelly beans.

A wide smile spread across his face and he leapt across the room, flopped into his chair, grabbed the bag and eagerly dug into them.

“Ooooh, I knew it!” He crooned through a mouthful of candy,

“Someone’s got a sweet spot for me~”

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So my department had this Singles Mingle.

AND NO ONE TOLD ME.

Obviously they knew all the ladies would just swarm to me and that wouldn’t have been fair to anyone.

Tch, jokes on them, I met a fantastic young lady who likes science AND she’s my biggest fan.

Start of something beautiful?

Maybe.

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blindmanwalking asked: You should listen to that voice more often. It might actually get you a girlfriend.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, BLIND MAN.

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE I CAN NAME.

MAINLY YOU.

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Hahaha!

Got my computer back and that means more Portal! Ha!

All right, so we left off where GLaDOS crushed the stupid metal ball and it very kindly DIED. Ha. Again.

So—Oh HEY! This Portal Device has TWO Portals! 8D
I am very pleased with this.

Very pleased.

Now to convince GLaDOS that we can be friends…

Filed under Ellis plays Portal 2

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twiddlemythumbsnomore asked: C and D. Because I think I already know the answer, mama's boy.

To C: YESTERDAY. OKAY. TOTALLY KISSED A GIRL YESTERDAY.

To D: Girls, Miss. Angela. I like ggiiiirrrllllsss. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

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Brutal Honesty Hour:

A - If I'm in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it's been since I've kissed someone
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - How old I am.
K- What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like(d) my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I've done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.

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askemithesnake asked: Ugh! Halen, it's fine! I handled it already! Geeze. *to Ellis* Sorry about him. *rolls eyes* He heard about our disagreement then he rushed over here to "defend my honor". Or something.

So I noticed…

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morganleannehunter asked: I am Halen Donovan Rivette, son of Glidson Bernard Rivette and necromancer. I am also the boyfriend of one beautiful Dr. Emilisse Ngu, and it would seem that you upset her. I say again, explain yourself, sir.

I don’t have to explain ANYTHING to you.