What business is it of YOURS if I have a girlfriend?
I don’t have to bring her to the office. I don’t have to PROVE it to you! WHY CAN’T YOU ALL JUST TAKE ME WORD FOR IT!?
SHE’S REAL, ALL RIGHT!
What business is it of YOURS if I have a girlfriend?
I don’t have to bring her to the office. I don’t have to PROVE it to you! WHY CAN’T YOU ALL JUST TAKE ME WORD FOR IT!?
SHE’S REAL, ALL RIGHT!
Ellis yawns loudly as he strides into his cramped office, carelessly knocking over a pile of documents that might have been important some three weeks ago.
Then he paused.
There, sitting quietly on his desk, was a bag. Of jelly beans.
A wide smile spread across his face and he leapt across the room, flopped into his chair, grabbed the bag and eagerly dug into them.
“Ooooh, I knew it!” He crooned through a mouthful of candy,
“Someone’s got a sweet spot for me~”
So my department had this Singles Mingle.
AND NO ONE TOLD ME.
Obviously they knew all the ladies would just swarm to me and that wouldn’t have been fair to anyone.
Tch, jokes on them, I met a fantastic young lady who likes science AND she’s my biggest fan.
Start of something beautiful?
Maybe.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, BLIND MAN.
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE I CAN NAME.
MAINLY YOU.
o domina candida scientiae, valere iubeo. by ~xfreischutz #Portal #Glados
(Source: exaggeratedspecificity)
Hahaha!
Got my computer back and that means more Portal! Ha!
All right, so we left off where GLaDOS crushed the stupid metal ball and it very kindly DIED. Ha. Again.
So—Oh HEY! This Portal Device has TWO Portals! 8D
I am very pleased with this.
Very pleased.
Now to convince GLaDOS that we can be friends…
To C: YESTERDAY. OKAY. TOTALLY KISSED A GIRL YESTERDAY.
To D: Girls, Miss. Angela. I like ggiiiirrrllllsss. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
So I noticed…

I don’t have to explain ANYTHING to you.